rimjhimbristi:

me: *promises to not procrastinate this semester* 
me: why the fuck u lyin.. why u always lyin.. mmmmmm MY GOD STOP FUCKING LYING

askthe-yandereboy:

chublacka:

1hund:

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

his final moment before being sent straight into the shadow realm

Greatest Hits

oh my god son he disappeared!!!!!!!!

achillesvevo:
“ snoberry:
“ sashayed:
“ mainermoose:
“ technicolourunicorn:
“ Like… Did Reese Witherspoon literally have a baby with herself?
”
So we can all agree that Reese Witherspoon has mastered cloning, yeah?
” ”
It’s wild how much they...

achillesvevo:

snoberry:

sashayed:

mainermoose:

technicolourunicorn:

Like… Did Reese Witherspoon literally have a baby with herself?

So we can all agree that Reese Witherspoon has mastered cloning, yeah?

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It’s wild how much they actually look alike.  

when the hell did she have a baby